Gifting ideas for idiots......or possibly genius ideas.....I don't know....

Ah yes...I get all confused whenever it's time for my friends or other halves birthdays! I am the girl who bought the boy a pair of fake glasses for Christmas and E got a jar of olives off me one year. (to be fair I did make up a kit for her with martinis in it - so you godda have the olives right?) I still didn't get the other half anything for Valentines day which makes me the worst girlfriend ever! I did give them a plastic spoon last night from the bottom of my handbag after three pints....does that count?
No?
Damn....
........anyway, my beloved perpetualkid.com is here to help me with all my gifting needs!
tabloid glasses : Because you have one friend who enjoys looking like a tosser on facebook.

slut noodles - OH! the memories of being a drunken broke student with nothing to eat bar Koka noodles and ketchup. Fuck that! I still do it! But I never quite got around to eating slut noodles....the mind boggles! Or if your friend is more student then ho bag check out the alternative below :

Bitch magnetic poetry : So you can write lovely love letters on the sluts fridge....

Ninja Breadmen - possibly the best thing post fridge mustache I have ever seen. I want this in my life.


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